Friday, August 19, 2011
Monday, November 29, 2010
Your LaceFront Sucks And So Do You
Lacefront wigs are tacky and ugly. They suck and you look stupid wearing it. The best way to determine if some bald broad has on a lacefront is to check the forehead region. If it looks super smooth lke shes had Botox, yet shes riding the bus, its a lacefront. Another dead giveaway, is the 80 lbs of makeup and foundation this chick will have on. Thats to hide the plastic she taped to her forehead to stick that crap on her head.
On a sidenote, I love how you do a "Google" search for lacefronts and immediately that lame ass Beyonce pops up. Cant stands that one, but thats for another day.
Please look at this.
They have lacefronts for children. Nothing instills confidence and self assurance in a child like telling them their own natural hair isnt good enough. The main purchasers of these items are Black women. They do this because after all of these years they have not learned to accept and love who they are. This includes their own hair. The self hate that posseses someone to not only purchase a monstrosity for themselves is something I never want to experience, however the generational psychological damage you are inflicting by making a child wear one is astonishing and tantamount to abuse in my book.
Aside from the aesthetics and overall lameassedness of the wig, lets talk about the economics. These wigs are sold by Korean merchants who have a proven monopoly on the beauty supply market. The money you use to assuage your insecurities are making someone who hates you to the core very rich.
On a sidenote, I love how you do a "Google" search for lacefronts and immediately that lame ass Beyonce pops up. Cant stands that one, but thats for another day.
Please look at this.
They have lacefronts for children. Nothing instills confidence and self assurance in a child like telling them their own natural hair isnt good enough. The main purchasers of these items are Black women. They do this because after all of these years they have not learned to accept and love who they are. This includes their own hair. The self hate that posseses someone to not only purchase a monstrosity for themselves is something I never want to experience, however the generational psychological damage you are inflicting by making a child wear one is astonishing and tantamount to abuse in my book.Aside from the aesthetics and overall lameassedness of the wig, lets talk about the economics. These wigs are sold by Korean merchants who have a proven monopoly on the beauty supply market. The money you use to assuage your insecurities are making someone who hates you to the core very rich.
Check out what this woman has to say about the topic. I feel her comments are pretty dead on.
PETA Sucks
I personally hate PETA. They have the worst ad campaigns ever and usually they have the douchiest of nobody "celebrities" co-signing their bullshit. The latest I heard is Chad Ochocinco. See to the right. He really has time to do PETA ads? How bout you get your head in the game and help the Bengals improve upon their dismal 2-9 record. If Marvin Lewis gets fired because of you and TOs crybaby ass imma just lose it.
"Ink Not Mink"? Really is that the best they could think of? So potentially getting HIV or Hepatitis is way better than wearing a mink coat?
I mean, I guess.
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